"I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now, Mr. Coffee and I, and there was just enough of him left for one more cup. No need to make a fresh pot, to get him all hot and bothered."
"After an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because I liked naming things and partly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot, I popped him into the microwave. Hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have litter Peters running around, wreaking havoc."
I laughed so hard (well snorted actually) that I startled my co-workers and later on my cats. This book was a mix of humor, hotter than hell sexual encounters and suspense. Totally worth the three hours it took to read. I just love Reyes and am anxiously awaiting Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet.